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Narrative

 

NICK

Charley, look at that! Hah!

 

HECTOR

Hola, Charley.

 

NICK

Ugh!

 

HECTOR

What’s wrong?

 

NICK

Shaving cream!

Whipping cream!

Hector …

 

HECTOR

Ah?

 

NICK

… Next time you go shopping – kitchen/bathroom, OK.

 

HECTOR

Bathroom/kitchen, got it.

 

NICK

 

HECTOR

What are you watching?

 

NICK

Ha! It’s a dog show. Oh I like that!

 

HECTOR

I didn’t know you liked dogs.

 

NICK

Ha? I don’t like dogs.

I like those  women with  their dogs.

 

Sound of Charley barking

 

NICK

Oh, oh, Charley likes the dog – huh-huh! Hah! The lady dogs!

 

 

 

Laughter

 

VOICE ON TV

You can enter the dog show this year and win two thousand pounds!!

 

Sound of applause

 

NICK

What?

Hector, slap me.

 

Slapping noise

 

NICK

How much did she say?

 

HECTOR

Two thousand pounds.

 

NICK

Whoo-hey! We must enter this dog show with Charley.

 

Sound of camera shutters clicking

 

HECTOR

All right, let’s do it!

 

NICK

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Oh no!

 

ANNIE

Hello! Earth to Bridget, EARTH TO BRIDGET!

BRIDGET!

What are you looking for?

 

BRIDGET

Erm, my new tee shirt, I’m meeting my boyfriend …

 

ANNIE

What? Whoa-whoa-whoa!

What boyfriend?!

 

BRIDGET

Oh! [Clapping noise]

My new boyfriend!

 

ANNIE

Tell me everything.

 

BRIDGET

Well, his name’s Philip, he’s very elegant and erm, …

 

NICK

Hey, hey, hey, hey – Annie we’ve had a really- good -idea!

 

 

HECTOR

Wait, careful.

 

NICK

[Makes yawning noise]

 

HECTOR

We’ve just seen a dog show on TV.

 

NICK

Oh yeah, that’s right, a really good dog show.

 

NICK & HECTOR

 

HECTOR

Do you like dog shows, Annie?

 

ANNIE

I – hate them! They are cruel!

 

NICK

Not all dog shows, Annie.

 

ANNIE

Yes, Nick – all dog shows. They are, they are horrible.

You have to respect animals.

 

HECTOR

Yeah-yeah, yeah.

 

NICK

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you are so right Annie, hmm, hmm, hmm.

 

Sound of door closing

 

HECTOR

So what shall we do?

 

NICK

We will have to train Charley ourselves – without Annie knowing – hah, ha-ha-ha.

 

HECTOR

Ha-ha-ha – oh!

 

NICK

Hey!

 

HECTOR

Hey!

 

NICK

Forget that, read this.

 

HECTOR

What?

‘How to train your dog’.

NICK

Now, we can train Charley.

Charley, here boy!

 

HECTOR

Sit. [Clears throat]

Sit. Good dog! Good trainer.

 

NICK

Oh, Charley’s not there.

 

HECTOR

Charley’s not there?

 

NICK

Annie has taken him to the vet.

 

HECTOR

The vet?

 

NICK

The vet. The animal doctor.

 

HECTOR

Well, we can still start training.

 

NICK

We can? How?

Sit!

I said ‘sit’ – sit, good boy, good boy.

Now, roll over. Roll over. Good dog Charley. Roll over, roll over Hector. Good boy! Good boy! Good boy, Hector!

Now, now, I, I want to be the dog.

 

HECTOR

No, no, I am the dog.

 

Sound of overlapping speech/growling noises

 

BRIDGET

Ah! I don’t know these people!

 

 

HECTOR & NICK

Hi, Bridget!

 

BRIDGET

Erm, well they’re not my friends …

 

PHILIP

Ha, what are they doing?

 

NICK

Erm, well you’ve heard of yoga.

 

PHILIP

NICK

Well this is a new type of yoga, dog yoga.

 

HECTOR

Yeah, dog yoga, erm, do-ga!

 

Sound of growling and hissing noises/sighing

 

PHILIP

Fantastic! Come on Bridget, introduce me to these spiritual boys!

 

BRIDGET

Philip – erm, Hector and Nick.

 

PHILIP

Are dogs allowed on the sofa!!

 

Sound of laughter

 

BRIDGET

Maybe we should eat out!

Come on, Philip.

 

Sound of door slamming

 

NICK

I don’t like that man.

 

HECTOR

I don’t think he likes you either!

 

Sound of door shutting

 

ANNIE

Was that Bridget’s new boyfriend?

 

HECTOR

 

Sound of Charley barking

 

NICK

That’s right, Charley, he’s a bad man, top dog.

 

BRIDGET [Composing email]

Chrissy! I’ve met a wonderful man!

 

ANNIE

Tell me everything!

 

BRIDGET [Composing email]

Well he’s everything I want. Elegant, handsome, intelligent …

 

Sound of laughter

 

BRIDGET [Composing email]

… And very unlike Nick!

NICK [Composing email]

Dan! I know how to earn two thousand pounds with Charley – Annie’s dog.

 

Sound of Charley barking

 

NICK

No! Not selling it! Winning a dog show competition.

Sound of camera shutters clicking

 

NICK

The perfect plan!

 

HECTOR

Let’s do it!

 

NICK

Yes!

 

NICK [Composing email]

Oh, and Bridget has met a new man.

 

PHILIP

Fantastic!

 

NICK [Composing email]

Huh! Even Charley is not impressed!

 

NICK

That’s right, Charley, he’s a bad man.

 

Sound of Charley barking

 

HECTOR

Hup! Hup!

 

NICK

Ow! Hmm!

 

ANNIE

Come on, Charley.

 

NICK

Erm, Wa-wait, where are you taking him?

 

ANNIE

For a walk.

 

NICK

Time to train Charley.

[Clears throat] Let me take him.

 

ANNIE

You’ll take him for his walk?

 

NICK

 

ANNIE

Where’s the kettle?

Bridget!

 

NICK

I’ll buy Charley a nice ribbon, then the lady dogs will lurve him, whoo!

 

NICK

Hey, Charley, come on, walkies!

 

Assorted noises from Charley

 

HECTOR

Hey Nick! Catch!

 

Sound of growling

 

Sound of door slamming

 

ANNIE

Bridget, that’s my Walkman.

 

BRIDGET

Well you take my things!

 

ANNIE

I don’t take your things!

 

BRIDGET

Yes you do!

Where’s my necklace then?!

 

ANNIE

I haven’t got your necklace.

 

BRIDGET

Well I think you have – and my photo frame.

 

ANNIE

I haven’t got your photo frame.

 

BRIDGET

Yes you have.

 

ANNIE

No I haven’t!

 

BRIDGET/ANNIE

Yes you have/no I haven’t! Yes you have/ooh!

 

HECTOR

Girls, girls, please.

 

BRIDGET

Don’t touch my things!


ANNIE

Hello, hello! I didn’t touch your things!

 

HECTOR

Sit!

 

Sound of doors slamming

 

NICK

Whoo-hoo! Annie is so angry! What have you done?

 

HECTOR

Me? Nothing. She has been fighting with Bridget.

 

NICK

Oh, the girls have been fighting!

I missed it!

 

HECTOR

Anyway, how was your walk with Charley?

 

NICK

Great! Women love Charley!

 

WOMAN

Oh Nick, what a handsome dog you have!

 

NICK

Hey, look, I’ve brought him a ribbon for the show! Ha!

 

HECTOR

And where is he?

 

NICK

Where is who?

 

HECTOR

Charley, the dog.

 

NICK

Charley! Whoo!

 

NICK

Stay there, good boy.

Ha, a quick pint.

[Sound of burping]

Aaah!

 

HECTOR & NICK

Aaah!!

 

NICK [Reading note]

“You are too cruel to own a dog!

He is safe with me!”

But, but, but … he was only tied up at that lamp post for – a bit?

 

 

HECTOR & NICK

Aaah, aah!

 

ANNIE

What’s going on?

 

NICK

Erm, it’s called a – ooh – erm, dog yoga.

 

Growling/hissing noises

 

ANNIE

Ah, very nice.

 

BRIDGET

Oh no! Not dog yoga again!

 

ANNIE

Talking of dogs, where is Charley?

 

NICK

He’s asleep.

 

HECTOR

He’s ill.

 

NICK

He’s having his hair cut.

 

HECTOR

He’s busy.

 

ANNIE

So he’s asleep and ill and busy and  having his hair cut?

 

NICK

Erm, yeah.

 

HECTOR

Hmm, hmm.

 

ANNIE

 

Sound of door shutting

 

NICK

We have to get Charley back!

 

ANNIE [Composing email]

The boys are so sweet! They’re taking Charley for walks, and they play a lot with him.

 

NICK

Good boy!

Good boy good boy!

 


ANNIE [Composing email]

But I have to buy more doggie chocs – there are none left!

 

NICK [Composing email]

Dan, we’ve lost Annie’s dog, Charley.

 

ANNIE

Where is Charley?

 

NICK

He’s asleep.

 

HECTOR

He’s ill.

 

NICK

He’s having his hair cut.

 

HECTOR

He’s busy.

 

NICK [Composing email]

And the dog show is today!

 

NICK & HECTOR

Ohh!!

 

BRIDGET [Composing email]

I’m worried about Annie. She’s stealing everything!

Lots of my things are missing.

 

ANNIE

I didn’t touch your things!

 

BRIDGET

Where’s my necklace then?

 

BRIDGET [Composing email]

I think she’s selling them on the Internet!

 

Atmospheric music

 

Sound of telephone ringing

 

HECTOR

Nick!

 

NICK

Hector, hey! Don’t worry, I’ve found him, I’ve found him!

 

HECTOR

Great!

 

Sound of telephone ringing

 

HECTOR

Oh, the other phone is ringing, erm, see you later, bye!

 

NICK

Yes!

Sound of telephone ringing

 

HECTOR

Police? What? You found our dog! Great, thanks very much. Bye!

But – if the police have found our dog, whose dog has Nick found?

 

NICK

Ow, ow, ow!!  Sorry, I’m sorry, I thought it was mine!

 

Sound of police siren

 

HECTOR

Up, up, up, ah good dog. Up, hey, hey …

 

Sound of telephone ringing

 

HECTOR

Oh, hello.

Nick, where are you?

The police station?! You took a dog from an old woman! Nick, how could you?! OK, OK, I am coming.

 

Sound of camera shutters whirring

 

HECTOR

Oh, ha, ha, ha! That woman, she really went for you and she was old!

 

NICK

[Laughing]

I thought she was my type … …

Hey, we must go, the dog show!

 

ANNIE

Hi guys! Hi Charley!

Why are you wearing that?

 

HECTOR

Oh, erm …

 

NICK

We were taking photographs.

 

HECTOR

Were we?

 

NICK

 

ANNIE

Taking photographs.

 

NICK & HECTOR

 

BRIDGET

I’m meeting Philip tonight and I, I can’t find my earrings.

 

ANNIE

Oh come on, they must be somewhere.

 

BRIDGET

You, you’ve stolen them!

 

ANNIE

I’ve told you, I haven’t stolen anything.

 

BRIDGET

Yes you have, you’re a thief!

 

ANNIE

I am not a thief! I’m … …

 

HECTOR

Oh-oh ladies, no fighting here!

 

Sound of whistle blowing

 

HECTOR

Break it up!

 

Accompanying music to dog training sequence

 

Sound of TV being turned on

 

ANNIE

Where’s the fridge?

 

DOG SHOW PRESENTER

Hello, and welcome to Crofts Dog Show …

 

ANNIE

Bridget!

Huh, a dog show, how stupid.

Where is the fridge?

Where’s Charley? Charley! Charley and the fridge have gone.

Charley has taken the fridge!

 

DOG SHOW PRESENTER

… … … … …

 

ANNIE

Charley?

 

DOG SHOW PRESENTER

These dogs are trained to the highest standards and are a credit to their owners …

 

HECTOR

It looks hopeful.

 


NICK

Oh yes! It looks very hopeful. Look at her!

Look after Charley.

Hey, hello there!

He-he!

 

ANNIE

Look, there’s Hector and Charley – and there’s Nick!

 

BRIDGET

Who’s that woman?

It’s a very big dog!

 

Sound of barking

 

HECTOR

Oh, that really is a big dog!

 

NICK

Yes, I know.

 

DOG  SHOW PRESENTER

Your attention, please. The dog show winner is – Charley with his trainers, Hector and Nick!

 

Sound of applause/dog barks

 

HECTOR

We’ve won, we’ve won …

 

NICK

Oh, two thousand pounds!

 

Applause/sound of camera shutters clicking

 

ANNIE

Oh congratulations!

 

HECTOR

Thanks Annie, but you hate dog shows.

 

ANNIE

Erm, well, if Charley wins, then that’s different – and you won two thousand pounds!

 

Sound of Charley growling

 

HECTOR

Erm, well not exactly.

We won two thousand pounds to spend in ‘Dog’s Heaven.’

 

NICK

Hey! This is great! Smells nice – and ha-ha, gets rid of fleas! … …

 

Sound of Charley growling

 

BRIDGET

I’m ready, Philip.

 

PHILIP

Bridget! You look nice!

 

BRIDGET

We’re going out for dinner, a very romantic dinner.

 

Sound of Charley growling

 

PHILIP

You stupid dog, get off me!

 

ANNIE

Charley, stop it!

 

HECTOR

What is he doing?

 

ANNIE

Get off him!

 

BRIDGET

My scarf! My jewellery! My photo frame and more!

 

ANNIE

Philip, you’ve been stealing our things!

You’re the thief!

 

PHILIP

Well I, I … I…

 

NICK

Get him, Charley!

 

HECTOR

Charley, Charley!

 

Sound of whistle blowing/Charley barking

 

ANNIE

He’s a thief! Your boyfriend is a thief!

 

BRIDGET

Well who can blame him?

 

ANNIE

What?

 

BRIDGET

He took souvenirs, to remind him of me – ah, so romantic!

 

 

COMMENTARY [v.o.]

Next time in EXTRA.

Annie is a hypnotist, Nick and Hector are party entertainers, but what happens when they lose the birthday girl?

EXTRA – don’t miss it!

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